Presents for Moi

Mama is leaving for Japan soon, so she bought me
a gift to remind me of her when she goes.
It's a BULLDOG!! Can you see the resemblance?

I couldn't put it down for the first few days.
I love biting it in the jugular and the crotch.
My favourite is trying to chew its nose off.

It makes for a pretty good pillow too!

Auntie Ang got Kunou a white mouse,
because Kunou thinks he's really a cat.

The mouse looks eerily real, don't it?

On a side note, I wanted to say congrats to Uncle Brian,
who's defending his PhD today. I know he killed it,
so I guess I should call him Dr. Uncle Brian from now on?
What a tongue twister!

This Again...

Something big came for me again in the mail,
maybe Auntie Angela and Uncle Andy are in there...
maybe they even brought Kunou!

Ok there is a Live Animals sticker...
I know they can't be referring to me.

Oh it's a crate. And it smells like plastic.
I don't like where this is going.

Mama tried to make it all friendly and a lot
less scary for me with my blanky and some toys.
There's even a Kong with peanut butter in there.

This must be an April Fool's joke, because
she's got to be crazy thinking I'm actually going to get in there.

I Got Mail!

Kunou sent me a package in the mail today!
I wonder if it's him inside that box?
He sure is small enough to fit in there!

Oh look what's inside!
It's a clock!
But I can't tell time...

Oh no, wait, it's a little toy!
A ratty looking toy!

Ah it's a cat! With no face, but still a cat in body and spirit.
But it's used up...

And it smells like something I'm not familiar with.
Is that Kunou's aroma?
Did he send a toy just for me so I can get used to his scent?
That's so nice! I guess I shouldn't try to eat him
when I move to Calgary and move in with him.
I suppose I should send a toy of mine too so
he'll know what I smell like.
But I don't like to share....

I really do enjoy playing with Kunou's toy,
I don't know if I'd want to give it back!!

Cookies For Moi

I told you in my last blog post that Milkbone cookies
have meat in them. And meat = stones for me.
So this time around, I got some special treatment.
Mama made vegetarian cookies for me!

Are they done yet?
They smell so delectable...

Oooh fresh baked! I love this smell!
You can't see, but there's another tray of cookies
under the top one. I love quantity when it's quality!

There are two kinds of cookies:
The heart-shaped ones are whole wheat, carrot and parmesan,
and the circle ones are oatmeal and peanut butter.
I asked Mama to make little cookies to give to
Remington across the hall. Who says I can't be nice?

This cookie doesn't know it yet,
but I'm going to devour it after I
help it escape from Mama's fingers.

Happy Christmas!

Happy holidays to you and to yours!
I wish you the very best for the new year
and I hope that Santa brings you
what you wanted the most this year!!

Auntie Angela and Uncle Andy gave me this
new toy for Christmas. It's kind of a skinny
red squeaky dog thing with a green hat on.
It looks like the Christmas version of my
Halloween one with the pitchfork.
Thank you for the present, I love it!

My Post-Surgery Presents

Look what Mama got for me!
A pink and white striped rugby shirt!!
My favourtie colour is pink, and I think I look dapper!

On the back of the shirt is the number 5.
I don't think I am a 5,
I think I'm more like number 1!

Mama also got me this nice red rubber bone too.
It's good for chewing and cleaning my teeth.

My puppy and bear are a bit jealous
that they didn't receive any presents.
But they didn't have to endure bladder surgery like I did,
so I definitely deserve these presents
more than they do!

October Meetup

Me and Papa attended the October Meetup today.

It was a costume party too,

and you wouldn't believe it if I told you,

but I won Second Best Costume prize for my wizard outfit!

Papa was so embarrassed and couldn't stop thanking everyone.
We got this huge basket of goodies,

everything from toys

to cookies and doggie bowls

to doggie toothbrushes and paste,

to really useful travel stuff! It was insane!!
I'd like to personally thank Miss Tammy and Mr. Ryan and their Lola
for being so generous to the Bulldog Meetup group!
I wasn't expecting a prize and felt so honoured when I got one!
Thank you!
Oh and I just realized that this is my 100th post!
Thank you to my readers who really are the ones that keep me blogging!

Free Stuff!!!

Mama got some free undies in the mail today! How crazy is that?!
I LOVE free stuff!!! And I love it even more when it's for me!

And these are designer undies too.
Who sends undies for free in the mail?

Even the packaging tastes more expensive.

I wish someone would send me free stuff!
I love cookies and toys.....

Happy October!

It's been a week since my last post, my apologies to my faithful readers! But I have a good reason for my absence, I've been doing some modeling! Ok maybe it's not quite modeling, I've been helping Mama out with her sewing. She finally gave in and bought a sewing machine at the end of summer. Her first project to break in the sewing machine was a Halloween costume for me! So I've been being a good model and trying to hold still while she pins things together on my frame.

I'll have to show you when I get all dressed up for Halloween, I don't want to spoil the fun by showing you now! I'll give you a hint, it's a magical costume! I must say that I think I look pretty good!

What will you dress up as for Halloween?

Happy Birthday to Me!!

I'm 4 years old today!

In human years, that makes me 29 years old!

Look what Papa got me for my special day! A cow's leg bone!!

This thing is MASSIVE!!

Tottemo oishii desu!!

Tanjoubi omedetou!

Woofstock 2006

This weekend is the annual Woofstock event. It's at St. Lawrence Market this year because it's so popular now that the Distillery District is too small to be the venue. Here are a couple of Frenchies, my bulldog cousins.

I met lots of new friends. This is a 1.5 year old Bullie named Rosie. She was really sweet!

I didn't get this guy's name, but he was a rescue from the States. He sits in this stroller and gets wheeled around everywhere because his legs don't work well anymore. Look at that gorgeous face! I wanted to give him kisses all day long!

Here's another guy. He was pretty huge! I like getting my bum scratched. I think that was the best part of today.

OK maybe these treats were the best part of today. Papa got me one beef bone, but I really wanted the whole tray.

Ooh these frozen treats are new! They're from Purina and they're made of soy protein. You can find them in the frozen food section of the grocery store. A box of 4 for $3.99!!

I ended up eating the whole thing. It was so oishii!! How can I get Mama to buy these for me?

I was just chilling in the shade when this Rottie behind me started rolling in the dirt. He was kicking up dust everywhere and made me dirty too. Not cool.

So I took a splash in a wading pool and got myself cleaned up and cooled off.

Check out this new red leather harness Mama bought me at Woofstock. It's supposed to not hurt my neck when I pull, and Papa says that he feels like he can control me better. Judging by all of the goodies I got today, I wonder just who is controlling who?