There are some things about bulldogs that are legendary. We are friendly, playful, and enjoy the odd nap at all times of the day. We also have an insatiable appetite, we snore, burp, and of course fart. And let me tell you, my flatuence is beyond legendary. I can easily clear a room with just one toot. And boy do I get a kick out of it, because I love following Mama and Papa around. And of course my smelly gas follows me as I am following them. Soon enough, the whole apartment smells like my bum.
I like the toots that are audible, because I get the biggest reaction out of Mama and Papa when they can hear it. And within a few seconds of the bomb dropping, it explodes into an aroma that Mama likens to rotting cabbage. Hahahaha. Papa looks at me, shakes his head, and says, "That's not very lady like." But you can't deny that you don't do it too, it's just human nature.
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