Monday, April 10, 2006

I'm Not Fat


I'm just big boned. The new next door neighbour thinks I am fat. Another guy I see sometimes when I go grocery shopping with Mama and Papa thinks I'm fat too. I don't think I'm fat. Well okay if you put me next to a Chihauhau, I'm enormous. But next to another bulldog? I'm tiny! Mama always says I'm a "manageable size". I'm built like a tank, low to the ground and strong. I'm not fat. I have a few flabby bits, like around my neck, and tummy, and you can kind of see the folds near my feet. Those wrinkles give me personality. But look at my broad shoulders! I'm super muscular! And my well-defined waist line! What girl wouldn't love to have a physique like mine?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi, I don't think you are fat although you might be a little bit chabby. haha. I think chubby is good because looks healthy and rich. I also like chubby because it is comfortable touching you. haha. Your Mama and Papa also must think so too. haha