Wednesday, January 16, 2008

I'm Still Here!

My apologies for not blogging more often,
truthfully speaking, I am lazy.

So I went to have an ultrasound done last week
just to see where my bladder's at these days
with the stones and all. And you know what?
They're still there.

And it turns out that I may
be deficient in L-carnitine because of my
mainly vegetarian diet. Did you know that
Milkbone cookies contain meat? Meat is a no-no in my diet.
Meat has purines = stones in my bladder.

It sure isn't easy trying to get my paws on L-carnitine,
with it being a controlled substance in Canada.
Did you know you can buy off the shelf in the States?
Can't do that here! So if you're going to the States,
you know what you can bring back for me right?
No, seriously, hook me up!

Here are 5 other things that you probably don't know about me:

1. I like to put my head on your lap if you're sitting at a desk working, you'll think I'm cuter

2. I love shredding paper to bits!

3. If you let me, I would love to share your pillow, but I do steal the blankets

4. I'm very good at giving high-fives, only if there is food involved

5. I like humping girls, it's not so much a sexy thing, more of a dominance thing

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